OK fans. This is not a stupid post. THIS IS FOR REAL!
The politics of mixing cereal!
It has been a long time dream of mine to mix different brands of cereals together and sell it as my own cereal. The first time I came upon this idea was when I only had half a bowl of Raisin Bran left and I desired a full bowl of cereal, so I poured some corn flakes on top of it! My concoction proved to be THREE times better than either cereal by itself. I deemed my concoction to be worth at least $8.00/box and decided I would buy it in bulk and sell it as my own brand “Raisin Flakes!”I wrote a letter to Corn Flakes and Raisin Bran and asked if I could sell their cereals blended together at my own price and they denied me the privilege of selling their blended cereal for $8.00/box. From the rejection, I considered suicide, but then I discovered Cream of Shredded Wheat! Now I’m on cloud 9 again! Due to being denied by the corporate giants, I have taken to the streets to my premium blends! Only $8.00/box. You can also buy my premium blends of cereal through our website store!
And that is the politics of cereal! Buy my concoctions now!
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